10 AUGUST 1991, Page 45

No. 1691: Village voice

A newspaper is running a series called 'My Favourite Village', in which European celebrities (Kurt Waldheim, for instance, or a pop star) describe their favourite rural retreat. What may be paradise for them and their family or other company may be hell for the villagers. An account, please (maximum 150 words), by a villager sub- jected to a visit by an imaginary celebrity. Entries to 'Competition No. 1691' by 23 August.