10 MAY 2003, Page 63

Q. I am only 48 but I have a terrible

problem with crepe neck. I do not wish to have a full facelift yet. What can I do in the short term, Mary?

R.B., Norfolk A. Toupee tape is used by Hollywood stars wearing skimpy dresses to events like the Oscars in an attempt to keep their bosoms looking as though they are naturally upright. As long as you do not have short hair, you can use this incredibly strong tape to wrench your crepe neck hack for special occasions. As the tape is double-sided, you will need to put a strip of Elastoplast over the outer side.