11 MAY 1991, Page 26

Unlettered

A reader received the following letter from a firm in Santander: Dear Sir, I remittance them the datum that You to do demand with the desire of to please resulting the selfsame of Your interest.

Gently himself to your disposi- tion for as much as You like, Affectionately.

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