12 APRIL 1986, Page 45

No. 1418: Bad will

You are invited to devise a last will and testament calculated to cause the max- imum discord and confusion on the part of the living and the maximum amusement on the part of the testator's ghost. Maximum 150 words. Entries to `CoMpetition No. 1418' by 25 April. The top winner of this competition will receive a bottle of KWV Roodeberg 1981.