12 AUGUST 1989, Page 37

No. 1589: Seasonal silliness

The silly season in the press is with us again, witness some of last week's head- lines, such as 'Man Bites Dog' and 'World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon'. You are invited to invent your own headline and 'silly' news story. Maximum 150 words. Entries to 'Competition No. 1589' by 25 August.