12 NOVEMBER 1983, Page 41

Game for a Daimler

with Dame Edna Everage

Hello Possums!

Edna, according to a funny old book we found when we were burning my mother's things, is a name which means 'Compassion'. It's certainly an apt name for yours truly since I spend a dickens of a lot of time visiting my loved ones in clinics, hozzies and terminaries. It was in one or all of these that I first bumped into my old Bohemian Buddy and Russ Conway look-alike, Jeff 'Leather-Liver' Bernard. I adore that little face of his — whatever col- our it happens to be — because I suppose we are both, in our own ways, a couple of Survivors.

Ask for one question and Jeff, who always thinks in terms of doubles, has supplied us with two.

Set 'em up prithee Jeffrey!

Question No. 4

Set by Jeffrey Bernard

1. Who was a Philadelphia school teacher who left for a non- existent country and became the grandmother of it?

2. Out of 56 Sherlock Holmes short stories, which ones were written by Holmes and not Watson?

Answer Form 4

Answer: Name Address Tick if student.

Keep this answer form — only send it in at the end of the competition.