13 FEBRUARY 1988, Page 52

No. 1512: Fantasy Five

In one of those omniscient articles, I learnt that the five things people dream about most are: doors, teeth, mountains, snakes and the Queen. A narrative poem of a dream, please, in which they all feature. Maximum 16 lines. Entries to 'Competi- tion No. 1512' by 26 February.