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Competition

No. 1244: Up Down Under!

Set by Jaspistos: Although in a referendum the Australians have chosen a tune (`Ad- vance, Australia Fair') for a new national anthem, they haven't apparently found any words yet. You are invited to provide, gravely or gaily, the words for a new Australian national anthem (maximum 16 lines). Entries to 'Competition No. 1244' by 26 November.