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From Mr David Kirke Sir: Re Gill versus Taki: to

avoid further abuse of timber we would be happy to arrange a duel between your two petits garcons. Considering their affectation of fearless sportsmanship, locomotives from Virgin Rail, meat-axes in a darkened cellar and shotguns from hang-gliders come to mind. All proceeds to Animal Rights. David Kirke

The Dangerous Sports Club, 131 Godstow Road, Oxford