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From Mr Nicholas Lunt Sir: I am a non-executive director of a high- ly successful chain of 'specialist massage' parlours here in Brussels. One of my main non-executive tasks is scouting out new ser- vices to satisfy our clients' desire for origi- nal and exotic forms of massage relief. As you will know, Brussels is home, and regu- lar host, to an unusually large number of diplomats and politicians — hence our company's success and our constant need to introduce new 'offerings'.
A recent letter from Mr A.A. Gill described your regular, and nearly always enjoyed, columnist Taki as a 'smelly dago lesbian' (Letters, 31 July). I have never met Taki but, if Mr Gill's description is correct, I would very much like to do so in the hope that I could offer him star billing (probably temporary, given his many other worldwide commitments) in one of our establishments. He would be enormously popular with some of our more elderly clients.
Nicholas Lunt
Boulevard de L'Imperatrice 1000 Brussels, Belgium
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