14 OCTOBER 2000, Page 32

Fair exchange

NATIONAL pride is at stake, both of the managers have now walked out, nobody else seems to want their jobs, so I propose a swap. Kevin Keegan would become chief executive of the Stock Exchange, succeed- ing Gavin Casey, who would manage the England football team. Then the Germans would kick Mr Casey all over the park again, and Mr Keegan, like Graham Taylor before him, would announce his intention of bashing the Swedes. Better luck this time.