15 FEBRUARY 1957, Page 15

Alas, what ails you, Graham Greene, And why, and when

this prurient itch To see the infant class at Sheen Reciting Wilhelmina Stitch?

The End of the Affair will be, For you, poor Greene, a fatal shock, That I'll prescribe for G.C.E.

A stick of (censored) Brighton Rock.

—Yours faithfully,