From Edward Fox Q. I belong to what is known
in the tabloid press as a ‘theatrical dynasty’, although visually my family puts one more in mind of a herd of buffalo. At this time of year when the family is together we are often required to pose for group photographs. Traditionally I have always held centre stage. Recently, however, the lesser, younger creatures have begun to jostle me out of position. How can I discreetly use an iron elbow in a velvet sleeve to re-establish my position as chief bullock?
A. Stand next to the photographer while the others assemble themselves. When the photographer urges you to join the line-up, act daft and do nothing. The frustrated family will then be forced to indicate by gesture what you have apparently failed to hear and will be forced to group themselves appropriately with a gap at centre stage for you to fill.
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