16 DECEMBER 2006, Page 78

Economy and wit

Miles Kington

There is a drawing by Sempé of the Tour de France which is so brilliant that when Geoffrey Wheatcroft first saw it, he just knew he had to have it on the front of his history of the Tour de France. It is an aerial view of a gloomy, grimy French town round the streets of which a stream of dazzingly coloured bicyclists flow like a river of jewels meandering through a rubbish dump. It’s not funny; it’s not pointful; it’s just a lovely counterpoint between the glamour of the big occasion and the banality of the watchers’ lives, exquisitely composed and drawn.

The odd thing is that Sempé could never have done that 40, even 20, years ago. He started life as a journeyman cartoonist, drawing single gags. From there he has gradually broadened out and blossomed, acquiring colour and boldness and breadth, until it is hard to call him anything but an artist. There are not many people of whom you can say that. There are Searle, Steinberg, Scarfe and Steadman (why do they all start with S?), but not many more, and although Sempé is quite big in America, where they love him at the New Yorker, he has never really made his name here among the general public.

So Phaidon are to be applauded for taking the big plunge and issuing half a dozen books of his at the same time. Their publicity boasts that this is the first time his stuff has been collected in English, which is a little forgetful of Sempé’s early collection from Perpetua (Women and Children First!, 1962) and a bit hurtful to me, as I wrote the introduction for the Harvill Press’s The World of Sempé not that long ago. But the Phaidon explosion does give you a wonderful chance to survey Sempé's methods at leisure and to sort out his favourites.

He loves crowd scenes, and will often draw huge crowds just for a tiny joke (e.g. a vast crowd of angry people waving placards, of which one says, ‘For rent, flat, 2 beds, kitchen, bathroom.’). He loves silent film gags (cartoon of family parking their car above a beach, showing the children rushing joyously into the water, then the parents rushing into the water, then the dog, then last of all the car). He loves musicians, bicycles, millionaires, railway lines, talking.

Ah, now that is the strange thing. Many of his drawings are mute, or have just a one-line caption, but sometimes one of his characters will suddenly spout a long monologue, more apt to a pretentious French novel or drama than a drawing. I would suggest a rule of thumb for Sempé: the longer the caption, the more tiresome the result. This certainly holds true for the book called Monsieur Lambert (£9.95), which shows the interior of the same restaurant every day, with the same diners, and simply transcribes the drift of their conversation for the whole book. The idea, I guess, is to satirise talk about politics and sport and food and women and love, but you really get the idea after two or three pages, and I feel sorry for Anthea Bell, who had to translate the whole lot. (Though she is sometimes too faithful to the original, I think. There is a drawing in Everything is Complicated (£16.95), showing a passenger liner sinking, people getting into boats, sailors rushing round, stern out of the water, etc. The captain is on the top deck. Next to him is a grand lady looking at him through a lorgnette, saying, ‘What are you trying to tell me, Captain? Are we sinking?’ It doesn’t quite work. Nor indeed did the original 1962 caption, ‘What is this I hear, Captain? We are going down?’ Both are too long, too unEnglish. It would be better to have something like ‘Is there any truth in the rumours, Captain?’ or simply ‘What’s this I hear, Captain?’. The French are always too wordy and need cutting by half before they start.) Phaidon are also putting out Nicholas (£12.95), the schoolboy story done by Sempé and Goscinny, which I find a bit coy and pretend-naughty, and not a patch on the William books, or Down with Skule or even A. J. Wentworth BA. The treasures lie in the big format books, all priced at £16.95, of which Nothing is Simple and Everything is Complicated are better, because less wordy, than Mixed Messages and Sunny Spells.

And yet, and yet, if I had to take one Sempé book with me, I think it would be Sempé’s Radfahrer (Sempé’s Bicyclists) published only in Germany by Diogenes, in which are assembled bicycling drawings from all his books. This funny, magical book shows bicyclists in close-up, bicyclists in circuses, a lone woman cyclist on a bleak plain fleeing from an angry thunderstorm — every mood possible on two wheels. There again, I might go for Un peu de la France or Un peu de Paris, which are just sketchbooks. Oh, what the hell — you can’t really lose with Sempé. When he is drawing, not writing.