17 MARCH 1984, Page 40

Competition

No. 1312: Conduct unbecoming

Set by Jaspistos: 'Have you ever con- sidered asking your readers which single ac- tion in their opinion typifies conduct unbecoming a gentleman?' asked J. Quick from Clackmannanshire in a recent letter to the Times. I invite you to give several ex- amples of such behaviour by either ladies or gentlemen (maximum 120 words). Entries to 'Competition No. 1312' by 30 March.