17 SEPTEMBER 1994, Page 36

Personal Column

Married man would like to meet girl, affectionate, petite, for afternoon diversion.

Vicar sighs. He'd like to meet married man. It's wrong to cheat: he hopes for a conversion.

Jane writes off from school to meet married man. He sounds so sweet she longs for the excursion.

Blackmailer would like to meet married man, to make discreet enquiries re perversion.

See! His wife now wants to meet man — her eyes are cold as sleet she writes: I am a blonde, petite, and spoiling for diversion.

Connie Bensley