18 APRIL 1992, Page 10

Unlettered

A reader received this letter from the Enzian Ski Squash Golf Hotel in Ziirs, Austria: Sehr geehrte Familie Ashworth, Our well-feeling recipe, Take your best humour, go to the ENZIAN, mix a big portion of skiing with brillant sunshine, delicious meals, stear with a game of SQUASH and / or GOLF, heat it in the steambath and sauna, then it is necessery to knead in the massage-room, add the homefeeling `Gemiitlichkeit' and flavour it with a big dash of joy.

Good success yours ELSENSOHN FAMILY P.S. included we send you our winter- pricelist 1991/92 and we are very inter- ested to receive your reservation.