19 APRIL 2008, Page 78

Ancient & modern

The sight of Chinese thugs invading the streets of our capital in the name of the Olympic Holy Flame Protection Unit (OHFPU — most people’s thoughts exactly) should banish once and for all the idea that the Olympic Games are not ‘political’. Since the Olympic Games do not do God either, the idea that the flame is ‘holy’ is also rather rich, especially coming from China.

The ancient Greeks did do god in a big way at the Olympic Games, since the Games were held in honour of Zeus, god of Olympus (not that Mount Olympus was anywhere near the site). Zeus, having come to power by destroying all his rivals (including his father Cronus), was thought of as being especially keen on humans doing the same in the ‘purest’ of all arenas. The image of Zeus in Olympia, we are told, thunderbolt in each hand, terrified the participants into keeping it clean. Tessa Jowell is unlikely to have the same effect.

The ancient Olympic Games were not ‘political’ for two reasons. First, cities did not compete to stage them in an effort to showcase what wonderful, go-ahead investment opportunities they offered. The Games were held at the same place every four years, the site of the far-away sanctuary to Zeus Olumpios in the northwest Peloponnese, where basically nothing else happened. If the wretched International Olympic Committee wants the games depoliticised, there is the key.

Second, athletes did not compete as members of national teams, but in their own right. There were no sops in the shape of prizes for second and third to give everyone more of a chance; only winners counted. Certainly, communities from which the winners hailed made a great fuss of them (and rewarded them handsomely too), but no community felt that their ‘image’ was at stake, let alone compelled to put in ‘facilities’ to encourage ‘all young people’ to win gold at beach-ball.

The Roman emperor Nero was, perhaps, the first person to politicise the Games. Convinced that only the cultured Greeks could really appreciate his artistic and sporting prowess, he toured the various festivals there, winning — or rather, being awarded — 1,808 victories. He was so pleased he relieved Greece of all taxes.

Clever old Greeks. That might incentivise ‘our young people’, eh, Gordon?

Peter Jones