19 AUGUST 1989, Page 45

No. 1590: Burbling about Proust

Let us assume that, intentionally or by mistake, Bertie Wooster has read, or tried to read, a famous book and is attempting to convey its plot and flavour to a fellow member of the Drones' Club. Over to you. Maximum 150 words. Entries to 'Competi- tion No. 1590' by 1 September.