Jesus in Nigeria
Let him so keen for casting the first stone Direct a fast ball right between her eyes, So it might be from one quick burst of bone, Not from a mass of bruises, that she dies.
I'm pleased to see, of all you without sin, The cocky dimwit is so young and strong Who won the draw to let the games begin. He looks the type, unless I'm very wrong, Who'll hog the glory with his opening shot. With any luck at least he'll knock her out.
His rivals in this miserable lot Are hard pressed to jump up and down and shout.
That old one there has just put out his back Lifting a boulder he could barely throw For half a yard without a heart attack. But you can bet, just to be in the show.
He'd shuffle up and drop it on her head. I hate to take my father s name in vain But. God almighty, how they want her dead: How sure they are that she should die in pain.
The woman taken in adultery: It's one of the best stories in my book. Some scholars call it the essential me.
If my writ ran here, you could take a look.
Alas. it doesn't. I wield little power Even with my bunch, let alone with yrours. Long, long ago I had my public hour. My mission failed. The maniacs and bores Took over. I still weep, but weep in fear Over a world become so pitiless I miss that blessed soldier with the spear Who put an early end to my distress.
Merely a thug and not a mental case, He showed the only mercy I recall. A dumb but reasonably decent face: The best that we can hope for, all in all.
Step up, young man. Take aim and don't think twice. No matter what you both believe is true, Tonight she will be with me in Paradise. I'm sorry I can't say the same for you.
Clive James
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