1 MARCH 1957, Page 6

Chesterton Revised

Mr. Torn Collins, the engine-driver of Cricklewood who was sent to Coventry for eighteen months by his workmates, has decided to emigrate to Australia.

Old Tom has packed • up his baggage—he couldn't endure the strain.

We taught him a proper lesson, and we'd give him the same again.

It took us a year and a half, lads, but let us not forget

E. S. TURNER