20 JULY 2002, Page 55

Q. At this time of year I am invited to

a number of drinks parties in people's gardens. I do want to go to the parties but at my age I do not wish my face to be scrutinised too closely in the unforgiving early-evening light. People keep urging me to come outside. What excuse can I give for remaining inside the house and chatting to people?

P.C., London W11 A. Simply wear unsuitably high shoes. You can then say, `I'd love to come outside but I'm wearing these ridiculous shoes and I might trip up.'