21 FEBRUARY 1998, Page 51

No. 2024: Spilling the old beans

`A heavy, loutish-looking youth', expelled from Eton, sent down from Oxford and inclined to petty theft, the Hon. Freddie Threepwood was Lord Etnsworth's least favourite son. His Memoirs are mentioned several times by P.G. Wodehouse, but never quoted. Please fill the gap (maximum 150 words). Entries to 'Competition No. 2024' by 5 March.