21 NOVEMBER 1987, Page 59

No. 1501: Theme hotel

The plans for Colditz are suggestive. Perhaps other equally odd hotels will spring up. A drinkers' hotel? A Christian hotel? A hotel for very tall people, or people who want to be silent? An extract, please (maximum 150 words), from a hotel brochure with an unusual theme as its attraction. Entries to 'Competition No. 1501' by 4 December.