23 JANUARY 1999, Page 51

No. 2071: Kitchen miscellany

You are invited to write a piece of prose (maximum 150 words), entitled 'Caught Red-handed', which includes at least 12 names of objects to be found in a kitchen, but not using them in their literal sense (e.g. 'spoon' can mean 'cuddle'). Entries to `Competition No. 2071' by 4 February.