25 MAY 1991, Page 14

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A READER received the following invitation: Lord Brocket has great pleasure in inviting you to the Launch of a Unique Concept for Corporate Golf at Brocket Hall on Thursday 28th March 1991

A WELCOME TO 'THE HOME OF CORPORATE GOLF' BY PETER ALLISS WILL BE FOLLOWED BY A COURSE INSPECTION AND LUNCHEON

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