25 SEPTEMBER 1982, Page 29

Competition

No. 1237: Lost deposit

Set by Jaspistos: Last year, according to The Times, a Mr Tarquin Fintimlinbin- whainbimlim Bus Stop-F'Tang-F'Tang-Ole Biscuit Barrel stood for Parliament hoping to get the fewest votes ever recorded by a candidate in a British election. You are in- vited to provide an extract (maximum 150 words) from a speech he might have made. Entries to `Competition No. 1237' by 8 Oc- tober.