25 SEPTEMBER 1993, Page 54

No. 1800: All together, now

The Conservative member for Devizes is reported to be compiling a Parliamentary songbook, including numbers entitled 'Do You Wanna Be in My Gang?' and 'Those Little White Lies'. You are invited to put forward a song for inclusion. Maximum 16 lines. Entries to 'Competition No. 1800' by 7 October.