Q. A very dear friend has lugged back a present
from China. It is the most hideously frightful, huge, garish, golden ‘money’ cat with a waving paw which he has specifically asked me to put in ‘my’ drawing room (along with the Meissen and Chippendale). My problems are fourfold; I do not want to upset him after all the trouble he’s taken; I live in a National Trust house so ‘my’ drawing room is not actually ‘mine’ and is open to the public most of the year; I certainly do not want to lose the opportunity of money for myself; I fundraise for a charity and obviously do not want to lose money for them either. What on earth should I do?
A.H., Wiltshire A. There is no need to cause any upset. The cat can be transported to the offices of the charity for which you fundraise. For those of a superstitious bent this unselfish act would be the most logical way of maximising the cash opportunities offered. In aesthetic terms an office is a no man’s land where normal standards of aesthetics are suspended so no visual upset can be given either.
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