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Co mpet iti o n

No. 1258: Dear Pam ...

Set by Jaspistos: Denis Thatcher's iM- aginary letters to his friend Bill are a favourite feature of Private Eye. A letter, please (maximum 150 words), in a similar spirit of sexual solidarity from Maggie to her friend Pam. Entries to 'Competition No. 1258' by II March. The first winner will receive a bonus prize of a bottle of Château Labrousse 1975 presented by A'?" drew Bruce.