28 MAY 1983, Page 39

Competition

No. 1271: Jinglish

Set by Jaspistos: An old London Transport notice used to tell bus-users: 'Face the driver, raise your hand. You will find he'll understand.' You are invited to encapsulate in cheery, demotic verse (from two to ten lines) the sort of information to be found on public notices. Entries to 'Competition No. 1271' by 10 June.