29 AUGUST 1970, Page 8

Fais que voudras

CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS

There's no impropriety In a permissive society In having stage demonstrations Of all sorts of natural inclinations But those wowsers Who prefer trousers And like fig leaves To be big leaves, Find some crudity In nudity.

Where there's smoke there's smother And one impulse is as good as another, So when nudists shock them They find it natural to clock them,

I Or—even better—

Blow up the theatre,