29 MAY 1993, Page 24

Googling

Sir: I feel rather like a batsman who has faced a ferocious over while lolling about at the non-striker's end. Frank Keating bowled some fast balls at me (Sport, 22 May) but it was pretty wayward stuff.

By substituting an 'is' for a 'was' in the quotation from my Oldie article, he was able to misrepresent its historic nature. I was not whingeing about the current state of sportswriting but, using the past tense, I was poking fun at some of its former practi- tioners. Any reasonable umpire would call that a wide.

Then came a couple of other no balls. I confined my article purposely to tabloid journalists, yet he chose to misconstrue my argument by suggesting I had dealt with broadsheet writers.

He also hinted, not without a dash of condescension, that I might be unaware of new talent on the spbrts pages. I happen to be a fan of Peter Roebuck and I too have

quoted Paul Weaver's Botham imagery approvingly.

There was one truly straight ball, though, which had me leg — well, arms, legs, torso, the lot — before wicket. Yes, I did edit the Daily Mirror under Robert Maxwell and my sports pages were awful. I'll walk on that without consulting the umpire.

Safely back in the pavilion, may I add that Mr Keating's bodyline attack will not prevent me from partaking of my weekly joy of reading him.

Roy Greenslade

224 Cromwell Road, London SW5