2 APRIL 1994, Page 53

No. 1826: Bounder's song

Beachcomber's outrageous social intruder, Captain Foulenough, often whistled or sang 'Flossie's the girl for me', but we never learn what the rest of the words were. You are invited to supply them. Maximum 16 lines. Entries to 'Competi- tion No. 1826' by 14 April.