2 FEBRUARY 1985, Page 19

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Sir: From some who undig Digby. Here is a recipe for The Master: Shrunken Head (Cooking time three days). Boil the head for 24 hours, to reduce the swelling. Set aside to cool, then skim off the fat. Seethe for two days and refrigerate until required. Particularly recommended before writing for the Spectator.

D. A. Beamish

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