2 NOVEMBER 1991, Page 29

Unlettered

A reader saw this advertisement: HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT Your cat is talking to you. Listen! — your cat is telling you how much she loves you. Watch! — the special friend who shares your life has so much to say to you about his feelings and needs. . . if only you know how to listen and what to look for.

If you're a cat lover like me, and wish to better communicate with your pet for a deeper, more loving relationship, then you'll want to find out HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT. Remember — there's a lot more cat talk than 'Meow'. In fact

There are nineteen different ways cats say 'meow'. And each has its own special meaning! Cats also talk in body language — with their ears, whiskers, eyes and tail . . . with their poses and movements! YOUR TALKING CAT shows you how to talk to your cat, how to interpret your cat's meows, facial expressions and often intricate body lan- guage, and answers at last fascinating mysteries of feline behavior such as:

• Why your cat rubs you to show affection . . and how best to show her yours.

• Why your cat circles in your lap before settling down.

• Why your cat always seems to come over when you're reading or doing paperwork . . . and the ultimate toy to distract him.

• Why your cat doesn't like to be stared at.

• What kind of toys and games your cat likes best.

And there is also a 'Cat Talk' Chart translating your cat's language, so you'll know when your pet is happiest . . . and illustrated charts of feline facial expres- sions and tail positions that reveal the range of your cat's moods and feelings.

You may be surprised to discover the warmth and strength of the bonds of affection between you and your cat once you understand her unique language of communication . . . when you learn the secret of HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT. Order your copy of YOUR TALKING CAT today.

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