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Competition

No. 1267: Utterly unexpected

Set by Jaspistos: Extracts, please (max- imum 150 words), from the Fithrees diaries, assuming not only that they exist but that they contain entries which startl- ingly reverse received ideas about history and him. Entries to 'Competition No. 1267' by 13 May.