31 DECEMBER 1904, Page 16

"Why was his time now waxing short Cut prematurely shorter?

Because at first he floored the port, And then he floored the porter."

I have a vivid recollection of the catastrophe, which occurred, unless I am mistaken, in 1849. The offender was a brilliant member of the College, who died, to his friends' great regret, a few years later.—I am, Sir, &c., A. G. W.

THE WORD "SQUARSON."