3 NOVEMBER 1967, Page 3

Temple of wisdom

CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS

Shirley Temple is running as a Republican candidate for Congress on a platform which promises her constituents 'a happier time for all through moral revolution.'

Says Shirley Temple—Mrs Black— I think that I will have a crack At moral revolution.

The plank on which I choose to run Is everything for everyone— An admirable solution.

Since peace is pleasanter than war And being rich than being poor, My special contribution Is, as I think you will agree, That everyone should vote for me And save the constitution.