By •CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS
Do the policies of Mr. Goldwater Hold water?
Has the electorate ever handed it To an extreme rightist candidate?
Seemed quite a cocky feller Till he found that his stock is Not so high West of the Rockies.
Mr. Cabot Lodge is noted for Being voted for, But it would be daft To take someone on the draft.
So, if they can't fix on Either Scranton, or Nixon, Wouldn't it.be best forthwith To settle for Mrs. Smith?