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Competition

No. 1221: Woodnotes wild

Set by Jaspistos: This is the time of year when those who contribute Nature Notes to newspapers wax lyrical. You are invited to parody such a columnist (maximum 150 words). The natural history need not be ac- curate, and you may describe any time of year. Entries to 'Competition No. 1221' by 18 June.