6 JUNE 1992, Page 28

Writing on the wall

Sir: It would appear that the age of the Bernard brothers (Low life, 16 May) is immaterial to at least one frequenter of the infamous Coach and Horses. I copied the following from the back of the door in the ladies' lavatory fairly recently:

Jeffrey B. is beautiful, His brother Oliver is sweet, But oh, the silent Bruce, Please sweep me off my feet.

Underneath and in a different hand someone had made the following inscrutable piece of graffiti; 'A straight Jameson and a pint of misogyny please.' Beats me.

Susan Le Murra Kelly

37 Princes Street, Douglas, Isle of Man