6 MAY 1871, Page 3

Professor Harley made a clever speech at the Academy dinner

of Saturday. It is wonderfully difficult to say anything new on those occasions, everything is so used-up, and thought is so restricted by the necessity of answering to the "toast." The Professor, however, speaking for science, said that he would be generous, and tell the Academy that among the primates artists ranked first. Beasts can do everything except draw—" If I cannot believe that my dog reasons, loves, and hates, how am I to be sure my neighbour does ?"—so the order is minerals, plants, animal's, men who can't draw, artists. Consequently, "the Presi- dent of the Academy is the crown and summit of creation." This was happy, but the Professor should have gone a step farther, and put above the artists the patrons, who educe the highest order of the primates, and then not only the artiste, but the diners, would have been glorified and content.