7 DECEMBER 1991, Page 53

No. 1708: Hooker Prize II

This prize was recently awarded by a self-appointed panel of female judges for the most outstanding example of 'male chauvinist writing' in fiction. Neil Lyndon in The Spectator invited us to imagine the prize the other way round — male judges and female chauvinist writing. I invite you to go further, and imagine (in 150 words) the winner of the new prize. Entries to 'Competition No. 1708' by 27 December.