7 MARCH 1992, Page 11

Unlettered

A reader sent us the following note which came with a game bought in Hong Kong: INTRUCTION I. Hold 'Magic Dish' with your hands.

2. Turn the color wafers with thumbs from any direction and mix them as your wish.

3. Suck your brain and turn all the color wafers back to their original location. If you have an example of a crass, illiter- ate, ignorant, irrelevant or embarrassing letter or notice from a company or pub- lic body, send a copy to Unlettered, The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London, WC1N 2LL. £.10 for each one printed.