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Q. I cannot find the website for the medical suppliers

of the 'social sheath' you mentioned a couple of weeks ago. Of course, this may be evidence that I am too old to make the machine work for me, but although I watch carefully for evidence of ga-ga-escence approaching, I don't think it is that yet. Can you enlighten me?

D.C.W., London WC1 A. A number of readers have been most interested in purchasing one of the devices I have discovered which enable men trapped by social circumstances to find discreet but non-nappy relief within their own underwear. Simply telephone 0800 591 783 for further advice or write to Bard Limited, Freepost RCC 1646/4 Forest House, Brighton Road, Crawley, West Sussex RH11 9ZA; customer services: 01293 529555.