13 MARCH 1993

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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Police have issued this video of Euro-sceptics leaving the scene of the crime T he Government was beaten by 22 votes (314 to 292) on an amendment to the Maastricht Bill. Mr...

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POLITICS

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A Budget for jobs? Mr Major's, perhaps, but not the Chancellor's SIMON HEFFER keep being told the Opposition is ineffectual because there are few issues on which it can bring...

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DIARY

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VICKI WOODS L ast Monday morning I commuted to hideous Waterloo from horrible Bas- ingstoke on the 7.24 — a packed, vile, shab- by train — in the company of my son, he...

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ANOTHER VOICE

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A possible reason why the Sunday Times is so concerned for Mrs Rimington's safety AUBERON WAUGH 0 ne does actually have to buy food, even in my position,' said Stella...

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WE ARE DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU

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Adam Nicolson, old Etonian, reveals the methods by which the upper classes maintain their exclusive status and benefits Or is he? This is a subtle subject, the province of...

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OPERATION BALKAN STORM

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Robert Fox unveils the Nato military plan to invade Bosnia: it only awaits the politicians' approval THE HOTEL Dalmatia offers about the best accommodation in the frontier...

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One hundred years ago

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THE pretty little watering-place of Sandgate, near Folkestone, was visited on Saturday evening with a misfortune which, although unattended by loss of life, involved almost as...

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THE OUTLAW

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Michael Heath

TEMPLES LOST IN TANGLED WOODS

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William Shawcrass argues that one of the world's most precious monuments is in danger of being destroyed by merciless tourism Phnom Penh THE EXQUISITE, fearsome and decay- ing...

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Mind your language

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`DON'T BE so condescending!' is quite a good put-down in a family argument. Like a charge of being patronising, it is difficult to counter. It was not always thus. The monu-...

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`WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE LOVE'

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The Germans love to mock British sexual attitudes. They are fine ones to talk, argues Anne McElvoy I AM hopelessly prudish, petrified of the sight of my own naked body, let...

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WHAM! KAPOW! THAT'S SOLID CONCRETE!

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`British Bulldog' and his colleagues are touring Britain: Daisy Waugh investigates the new wrestling cult VINCE McMAHON JUNIOR had a dream. Or he spotted a hole in the...

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If symptoms

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persist.. . ONE OF the questions which the doctor is enjoined to ask prisoners as they are received into the bosom of our penal sys- tem is whether they have ever had any...

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COUNTRY LIFE IS GOING TO THE DOGS

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Simon Courtauld, a former editor of the Field, laments the debasing of a much-loved British institution THE magazine Country Life is — or rather was — rather like a listed...

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A WOMAN FOR OUR TIMES

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Isabel Wolff attends Barbie Doll's 34th birthday party and discovers a shopping phenomenon `WHAT DO YOU like best about 'Bar- bie?', I asked seven-year-old Michelle from York....

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AND ANOTHER THING

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Puppet on a string, dangling from the Maastricht gallows PAUL JOHNSON h e Conservative Party is becoming a divided and disreputable organisation, as Monday's vote confirmed....

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CITY AND SUBURBAN

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From the Savoy to the Kennedy Primer here come the gender rhymes CHRISTOPHER FILDES T here seems to have been some mis- take. I took leave from City and Suburban last week,...

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Cloudy vision

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Sir: 'It may have been the sight of all those Cuban women in their 'dirty underwear' or all those 'middle-class women on the game', but John Simpson must have been hallucinating...

LETTERS Old habits die hard

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Sir: Paul Johnson dwells on the endemic corruption rife in most member states of the EEC and points out the difference between them and, so far, the UK (And another thing, 27...

Sir: Your chorus of disapproval (Letters, 27 February) against leasehold

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enfranchise- ment may look for support from Sidney and Beatrice Webb (Socialism: True and False, 1894): Fabianism has no desire to see the Duke of Bedford replaced by 500...

Flogging the point

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Sir: Frederick Lawton's discussion of the shortcomings of our penal system (Prison is not enough', 27 February) reminds me of an incident which took place whilst I was at...

Eminence grise

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Sir: As my contribution to the correspon- dence in your pages concerning the Hous- ing and Urban Development Bill, may I point out that an anagram of 'Sir George Young' works...

History lesson

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Sir: The Secretary of State for Education in `Just keep rolling along' (30 January) claims that it was a Tory government that gave the vote to women in 1918. Lloyd George did...

Irish humour

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Sir: Mr Auberon Waugh (Another voice, 27 February) has stated that 'it is no longer possible to tell an American's sex by its name'. Is this his own opinion, or did he find it...

Loyal subjects all

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Sir: Robert Ballantine (Letters, 6 March) asks how many of the Catholics at Sunday Mass in England are English? I cannot give any precise figures but without dotIbt the answer...

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BOOKS

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Cabbages and kings Alastair Forbes CROWNED HEADS: A ROYAL QUEST by Veronica Maclean Hodder & Stoughton, £25, pp. 450 T he publishers of this book have done their author no...

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Telling tales out of school

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Anita Brookner FLAUBERT-SAND: THE CORRESPONDENCE translated by Francis Steegmuller and Barbara Bray Collins Harvill, £20, pp. 428 My ambition has never flown as 14h as yours....

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Whence grows the tree of knowledge

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Gerald Jacobs ROOTS SCHMOOTS: JOURNEYS AMONG JEWS by Howard Jacobson Viking, f16.99, pp. 502 H oward Jacobson begins this wry, sinewy account of a personal passage across the...

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Hieronymo's mad againe

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Felix Pryor CHRISTOFERUS: OR TOM KYDD'S REVENGE by Robin Chapman Sinclair-Stevenson, f14.99, pp. 393 T he 400th anniversary of Marlowe's death falls on 30 May, which also...

Entering My Sixty-second Year

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I've always had this dread of growing old In untidiness: a worn tobacco pouch; The edges of a tablecloth rubbed and frayed Into tassels; accumulators; a deep drawer Full of tram...

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Lord of the five senses

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Jane Gardam TENNYSON by Peter Levi Macmillan, £20, pp. 349 his study of Tennyson is the latest to be published to commemorate the cente- nary of his death in October, 1892,...

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What a young wife and a good brain may do

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Mark Archer XANTHIPPIC DIALOGUES by Ro g er Scruton Sinclair-Stevenson, £15.99, pp. 277 authority of an obscure American academ- professor's head, it is because his sallies...

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If this be magic, let it be an art

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Philip Glazebrook THIS IS ORSON WELLES by Orson Welles and Peter Bogdanovich HarperCollins, £20, pp. 533 I f, like me, you have come upon no conversational style ever quite to...

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Not only done but seen to be done

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Mark Amory THE OSCARS by Anthony Holden Little, Brown, f20, pp. 766 T he Oscars allow Hollywood to present itself to the world, well to over a billion people, and as there are...

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ARTS

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Exhibitions Ivon Hitchens (Waddington Galleries, till 3 April) Ivon Hitchens (Bernard Jacobson, till 1 April)) Divergent views Giles Auty A number of exhibitions in London...

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Music

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Two wise men Peter Phillips T he recent premature deaths of Howard Mayer Brown and Peter Le Huray have depleted by something like 50 per cent the sum of human knowledge in one...

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Opera

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Cosi fan tutte (English Touring Opera) La Damnation de Faust (Royal Opera House) Harry Enfield's Guide to Opera (Channel 4) Much too busy Rupert Christiansen I so deeply...

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Theatre

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Crazy For You (Prince Edward) Playland (Donmar Warehouse) Only one hand clapping Sheridan Morley M ajor Recessions and Great Depres- sions have always been very good news...

Cinema

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Malcolm X ('15', selected cinemas) Toys ('PG', Odeon, Leicester Square) Long but not boring Vanessa Letts T he story of Malcolm X is complicated and contradictory, and Spike...

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Rumanian Theatre

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The play's the thing . . Claudia Woolgar finds that the voice of dissent sounds loudest on the stage B efore the Revolution, the rule of Ceausescu was so oppressive that —...

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Gardens

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Press- Ursula Buchan A far as I am aware, the only thing that I believe I have in common with Rupert Murdoch is that we can both boast a great-grandfather who was a minister...

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Television

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Rooting around Martyn Harris H oward Jacobsen is an excellent and underrated novelist who has written some good television, but my heart rather dropped when I read he was...

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Long life

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The angry brigade Nigel Nicolson I only once met Nicholas Ridley, when I was 21 and he was nine. I was staying the weekend at his father's house, Blagdon, in Northumberland,...

High life

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A gambling man Taki B ack in the good old days when my father was alive and a blonde lived in Downing Street, gambling was a sin-or- swim situation. When I lost I was not only...

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Imperative cooking: from the Gulf

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THE ENGLISH rarely eat in marquees, and then only salmon and strawberries. The Arabs are very keen on tents, huge stripey ones. And they eat everything in them — at once. That...

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Saving Fide's face

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Raymond Keene A fter the dramatic decision by Gary Kasparov and Nigel Short, the world's top two players, last week to play their world championship match outside the jurisdic-...

COMPETITION

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Hockey sticks Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1769 you were in- vited to compose an off-key letter, sup- posed to be morale-boosting, addressed to a depressed staff by a female...

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CROSSWORD

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A first prize of £20 and a bottle of Graham's Malvedos 1979 Vintage Port for the first correct solution opened on 29 March, with two runners-up prizes of £10 (or, for UK...

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SPECTATOR SPORT

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`Lunatics from the asylum' Frank Keating ONE TRUSTS that Keith Fletcher, Eng- land's cricket manager, has worked on his political geography in the 11 years since he was...

YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED

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Dear Mary.. . Q. What do you do when you are going somewhere for the weekend — say Edin- burgh — and have an old friend who lives there and who you still like but just...