14 APRIL 2007

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Conduct unbecoming

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M onday was ‘National Nuclear Day’ in Iran. In Britain, with the paid appearance of Leading Seaman Faye Turney on television, it was national humiliation day. The abduction...

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MICHAEL WHITE

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St Ives, Cornwall E mailing a friend in Boston, I reported that winter had been so benign in southern England this year that it was bound to snow in Cornwall at Easter. Not so....

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Labour is fated to be led by Gordon Brown, but he can still be forced to share power

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A fortnight ago, I was invited along to a dinner with John Reid in the private room of a London hotel. It sounded wonderfully conspiratorial, arranged at just a few hours’...

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THE SPECTATOR’S NOTES

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CHARLES MOORE H itler said, ‘I know my enemies. I met them at Munich. They are little worms.’ He turned out to be wrong, thank goodness, but the impression that his enemies...

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MONDAY Am going to get to the bottom of this

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Miliband unit if it’s the last thing I do. There’s something shifty about it, mark my words, although initial investigations are inconclusive. Kept eye on Poppy and James, and...

TUESDAY Gids back from hols, and v upset about the

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Bullingdon business. I’m not surprised. The bar was set so high by Dave’s Bullers photo, and what with widespread comparisons to Spandau Ballet and other New Romantic...

WEDNESDAY

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Couldn’t stand the suspense any longer. Decided that embarrassing myself was actually less painful than not knowing what was going on with Kill Mil. Half-expected door to be...

THURSDAY

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Everyone v sheepish since I found out the big secret. Jed tried to explain that politics is all about appearances — or ‘Design’, as he calls it. Sometimes you don’t actually...

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Why there will be no future Pax Americana

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David Selbourne says that George Bush is losing the war in Iraq as surely as George III lost the war against the American colonists — and that the US imperium has entered on its...

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Mind your language

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I’ve been reading with unexpected pleasure The First English Dictionary (Bodleian, £12.99), an edition of a list of 2,500 ‘hard usual English words’ compiled by Robert Cawdrey...

Our enemies are right to mock us

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Theodore Dalrymple blames the hostage crisis on profound social and psychological changes of which Mr Blair is both a symptom and a cause A taxi driver in Mexico City, who in my...

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‘I thought never again meant never again’

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Matthew d’Ancona talks to this year’s Reith Lecturer, Jeffrey Sachs, about a world ‘bursting at the seams’, the practicalities of ending poverty — and his friendship with George...

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Why Brown’s premiership could be short-lived

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Irwin Stelzer says the prime-minister-in-waiting’s poor poll ratings have less to do with personal style and more to do with fading support for the welfare state I n guessing at...

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I am sorry, but the C of E really must make up its mind about homosexuality

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Rod Liddle says that if the Anglicans withdraw from the business of making irksome rules, they will all end up singing from the Monty Python hymn sheet T he Archbishop of York,...

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This is Miliband’s moment, and he should run as the ‘we screwed up’ challenger

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I t may be time to stop talking about whether David Miliband challenges Gordon Brown, and start talking about when. The young cabinet minister plainly contemplates the...

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Misread signals

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Sir: In his analysis of the Falklands conflict (‘From the Falklands to Iraq’, 31 March) Simon Jenkins treats the independent-minded Lord Franks with disdain for heading an...

A party for England?

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Sir: The plan to roll back the Conservative party from Scotland (‘Revealed: how the Conservative party is planning to split’, 7 April), although a setback to Scottish unionists,...

The Hebron massacre

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Sir: In Rod Liddle’s article ‘You get your film and go home’ (7 April), no mention is made of the reason why the Jewish population in Hebron is so small: the massacre in 1929 of...

Vivè la difference

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Sir: In his eulogy to the wonderful French railway system (‘French trains: faster, cheaper, greener, sexier’, 7 April), Neil Collins fails to mention one important difference...

A fine divorce

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Sir: Alasdair Palmer (‘For once, Heather Mills has a point’, 31 March) says: ‘I am sure Fiona Shackleton is rich and successful enough not to have to be professionally concerned...

The name is Aston...

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Sir: My name was misspelt as Ashton in the Letters page last week. Since the letter was a comment on Brian Magee’s accuracy among other matters, I should consider a correction...

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Thank God for a wise, truth-telling Pope

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I like the new Pope, Benedict XVI. I have not yet met him, but hope to do so soon. It is always fun to judge leaders from afar. David Cameron, another fellow I’ve not yet met,...

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BUSINESS

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Banking on victory for the Scottish Nationalists George Kerevan says the leaders of Scotland’s booming financial sector see the prospect of independence under an SNP...

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ECONOMICS MADE EASY

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Can Sarko halt France’s decline? Allister Heath W hen I first moved to Britain in 1995, after a misspent youth in France, there were few Gallic accents to be heard outside the...

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CITY LIFE The island state that wishes it could be towed to less murky waters

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S ingapore’s property market is roaring. I know that because our lease will soon expire and our landlady wants 70 per cent more rent than she did in 2004. No matter that our...

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The Master and the Servant

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Robert Salisbury L LOYD G EORGE AND C HURCHILL : R IVALS FOR GREATNESS by Richard Toye Macmillan, £25, pp. 356, ISBN 9781405048965 ✆ £21.50 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his...

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Too much information

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Sebastian Smee TOMORROW by Graham Swift Picador, £16.99, pp. 247, ISBN 9780330450188 ✆ £14.50 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n managing too carefully the revelation of truth,...

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The be-all and end-all

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Christopher Bland T HE RSC S HAKESPEARE : T HE C OMPLETE WORKS edited by Jonathan Bate and Eric Rasmussen Macmillan, £30, pp. 2482, ISBN 9780230003507 ✆ £25.50 (plus £2.45 p&p)...

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Historical thrillery-factual fiction

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Justin Cartwright D ANCING WITH E VA by Alan Judd Simon & Schuster, £9.99, pp. 214, ISBN 9780743275682 ✆ £8.49 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 R ecently, Adam Mars Jones accused...

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Justin Cartwright’s latest book is The Song Before it is Sung (Bloomsbury, £16.99).

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Making a virtue out of necessity Ben Wilson F OOD IN E ARLY M ODERN ENGLAND by Joan Thirsk Continuum, £30, pp. 396, ISBN 9781852855383 ✆ £25.50 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655...

Voodoo, rape and an apple tree

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Simon Baker HOSPITAL by Toby Litt Hamish Hamilton, £14.99, pp. 510, ISBN 9780241142806 ✆ £12.75 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A summary of the events that take place in this...

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Not content with the contents

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D egas once complained to Mallarmé that he had been trying to write a sonnet, unsuccessfully, though he had had such a good idea for it. ‘Alas, my poor Edgar,’ was the reply,...

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Beyond the ordinaire

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Andrew Lambirth goes in search of the haunting and the haunted in the world of Surrealism S how time at the V&A: the latest in its series of survey exhibitions brings us...

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Thank you, Humph

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Charles Spencer I ’ve spent the past couple of weeks sharing my life with some malignant bug that has left me feeling weak and pathetic on those relatively rare occasions when...

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Heart of glass

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Michael Tanner Satyagraha Coliseum W hatever one thinks about Philip Glass’s music in general, and Satyagraha in particular, it does tend to get extremely well served, and...

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German triumphs

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Lloyd Evans Tom Fool Bush Brecht Fest Young Vic Mojo Mickybo Arcola N o question about it. If you had to name the 500 brightest periods in the history of human creativity, you...

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Courting the computer

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Patrick Carne gy The Merchant of Venice Swan Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon B ack in the 1920s someone complained there wasn’t a play on the London stage that didn’t have a...

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Shades of grey

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Harry Joll The Lives of Others 15, nationwide T he setting is East Germany, 1984. A highly appropriate year: the Stasi is positively Orwellian in its observation of its...

Cooling off

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Simon Hoggart L ots of new comedy this week. Mitchell and Webb are a puzzle. They had a successful sketch slot, which followed the first runs of Peep Show . Then they turned up...

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Shocking women

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Kate Chisholm I t was not so extraordinary in September 1946 when the Third Programme began broadcasting that its schedule should include a weekly discussion of the ‘visual...

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Scoff no more

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Robin Oakley S eeking to realise your dreams it certainly helps if you are a member of a ruling family with untold oil millions to hand. But when Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al...

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Billionaire paradise

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Taki New York L arry Ellison, the chief executive of the software giant Oracle and the world’s 11th-richest man, according to Forbes magazine, is not imbued with grace or...

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Returning penitents

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Jeremy Clarke I ’m back in the gym. I put it down to the lighter evenings and the rising sap. It’s been so long since I last worked out that I had forgotten what the gym card...

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Farming fame

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Roy Hattersley T he Charolais changed their habits at about the time we all moved our clocks and watches forward by an hour. The two hardiest calves in the herd —accompanied by...

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STYLE AND TRAVEL

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A driving force Charlotte Metcalf reports on a new course aimed at saving young lives M ost Spectator readers share the gripe that we live in a nanny state. So it is...

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Tomb raider

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Lee Langley follows in the footsteps of a famous French Egyptologist A Nile cruise is not for wimps — not if you do it seriously: up before dawn, a quick breakfast, then off on...

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All change

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FRANK KEATING I daresay bonny Barbados and some blazing cricket in its final fortnight might retrieve disenchantment with the 2007 World Cup. But I doubt it. Bob Woolmer’s...

YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED

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Dear Mary Q. Please can you advise me? I am a bachelor living on my own and I have my shirts ironed by a very nice lady in the village. She does a great job, but I am getting...