21 FEBRUARY 2004

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PORTRAIT _9_; - '1 `_JJ M r Oliver Letwin, the shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, said that the Tories wanted to freeze

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government spending, except that on health, education and pensions, and would fund increases there from economic growth. On the day he made his remarks, a report by the...

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Oliver asks for less

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0 liver Letwin has laid the foundation for a Conservative victory at the next general election. We do not mean the Conservatives will necessarily win that election: that will...

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ALEXANDER CHANCELLOR

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I t had never occurred to me that India might have an obesity problem, but apparently it does. Just before leaving India this month to return to Britain, where I found an...

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Letwin's panoramic sweep and intellectual ambition

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T his has been by far the dullest week in British politics since well before the 2001 general election. Yet it would be wrong to say that nothing is going on; far from it. A...

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The Questing Vole

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o infinity and beyond? Certainly not. To reality, with a bump. That's much more the experience of the Gordon Ramsay household. (Mr Ramsay, regular television watchers will...

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Feu of paedophilia makes

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you fat. So does food Rod Liddle says that the government's White Paper on public health won't help the fatties, but if we could overcome our fear of 'kiddie-fiddlers',...

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Not a shred of hard evidence

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Did Saddam Hussein really use industrial shredders to kill his enemies? Brendan O'Neill is not persuaded that he did F orgct the no-show of Saddam Hussein's WMD. Even George...

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Make war on terror, not drugs

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We can fight only one enemy at a time; therefore, says Bruce Anderson, we should concentrate our fire on the bombers and their backers 1 wants to make your flesh creep,' is the...

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House of whingers

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John Weeks, an American business consultant, is impressed by the culture of complaint in British banks S ome people, most of them British and many of them bankers, seem to find...

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Ancient & modern

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Parents who find the state education system unsatisfactory but cannot afford private schooling are getting together to hire tutors to teach their children at home. The Roman...

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ot nasty enough

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Simon Heifer believes that if the Tories are to have any hope of returning to power, they'll have to stop tinkering and go for Labour's jugular I , . n an impressive...

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Mind your language

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I blushed to learn I had been wrong all my life. 'Though Sir William Golding consistently pronounced the word as contsh in a lecture that he gave on The Lord of the Flies at the...

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Just how stupid is British intelligence?

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Sam Kiley says that our security is at risk because top spooks are bowing to political pressure I t had been a good week for 'Duncan'. Working deep inside a desert fastness...

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Why Turkey is good for Europe

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Denis MacShane says only the mad, bad or stupid want to stop Turkey joining the EU T , here was a time when the Left loved Turkey. When Kemal Atatark died in 1938, he was given...

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Dining out

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From Barbara Amiel Black Sir: A final comment for the record re the Eleanor Mills complaint. She writes (Letters, 14 February) that it is 'strange that she [Barbara Black]...

In praise of Black

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From William Shawcross Sir: I would like to echo Mark Steyn's praise for Conrad Black as owner of the Telegraphs and The Spectator (`The last press baron', 14 February). He has...

How aircraft evolve

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From Sir Michael Arrnitage Sir: Max Hastings's rant about UK weapons systems (`How to lose the battle for Britain', 7 February) takes too narrow a view of the Eurofighter, aka...

The new Establishment

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From Lord Tebbit Sir: Simon Heifer (The death of the Establishment', 7 February) is right to regret the decline of the Establishment which once influenced the conduct of...

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Jordan's twin peaks

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From Dominic . Lawson Sir: Stephen Glover claims that no Sunday newspaper last week apart from the Independent on Sunday investigated the story of Mr Blair's apparent ignorance...

Local markets

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From Sir Jeremy Beecham Sir: In the parallel political universe evidently occupied by Edward Heathcoat Amory, the 'cleverest and most effective public servants' are all in...

No chance for good ideas

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From B. D. Kelly Sir: Your leading article on the tragedy at Morecambe Bay (14 February) was so humane, so clear, so well argued and so obviously correct to anyone of goodwill...

Pim's Number One

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From Atjuna Kannangara Sir: You state that Pim Fortuyn disliked immigrants (Leading article, 7 February). This is absolutely untrue. His party, LPF, had a number of immigrants...

Smoke screams

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From Simon Butt Sir: Dave Johnson from Texas (Letters, 14 February) maintains that smoking damages the brain. If his hysterical letter is what passes for contemporary sanity,...

Follow your leader, Tony

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From F.T Webster Sir: After following President Bush's lead in going to war in Iraq and setting up an inquiry into intelligence failures, will Mr Blair also stand for...

Good shepherdesses

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From Susan Gledhill Sir: I was amused by Mary Wakefield's description of massed women priests at St Paul's Cathedral (Equal rites', 14 February). I suppose if one described any...

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What did Canute, Queen Victoria and Lord Curzon have in common?

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M any years ago, when she was a penniless teenager in Canada, Barbara Amidl coined a joke against herself: 'My extravagance knows no bounds,' she said, apropos of some minuscule...

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Reforming Chancellors need cash in hand to escape from Gilmore's Law

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nce in a generation, so Gordon Brown said when he took office as Chancellor, comes the chance for a radical reform of tax. How right he was, and what a shame that he muffed it,...

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Flattening the literary landscape

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Caroline Moore THE LAST OF ENGLAND? by Randall Stevenson OUP, £30. pp. 624, ISBN 0198184239 D espite the title, this is not one of those gloom-mongering surveys of the state of...

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Closely related deaths

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Harriet Waugh GOOD MORNING, MIDNIGHT by Reginald Hill HarperCollins,,f12, pp. 407, ISBN 000712340X G ood Morning, Midnight is an excellent novel by that mistress of...

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A clear case of `misunderestimation'

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George Osborne BUSHWACKED by Molly Ivins and Lou Dubose Allison & Busby,17.99, pp, 347, ISBN 0002571803 AMERICAN DYNASTY by Kevin Phillips Penguin/Allen Lane. £18.99, pp. 397,...

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Fear of fleeing

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Caroline Moorehead THE TYRANT'S NOVEL by Thomas Keneally Sceptre, £16.99, pp. 293, ISBN 0340825251 T ucked into the pages of The Tyrant's Novel, Thomas Keneally has slipped a...

Scholar and Cold War warrior

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David Pryce-Jones VIXI: MEMOIRS OF A NON-BELONGER by Richard Pipes Yale, £19.95, pp. 320, ISBN 0300101651 W hen not thinking and writing, Richard Pipes tells us in these...

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The great English blight

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Michael Glover SPOKEN HERE: TRAVELS AMONG THREATENED LANGUAGES by Mark Abley Heinemann, £14.99, pp. 322, ISBN 0434011533 m ark Abley is a Canadian poet of Welsh descent who...

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Here be dragons aplenty

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Sandra Howard A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE NIGHT by Walter Moers, translated from the German by John Brownjohn Vintage, £8.99, pp. 197, ISBN 0099450178 W alter Moers has cleverly...

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A curse or a blessing in disguise

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Andro Linklater BEATRICE'S SPELL by Belinda Jack Chatto, £19.99, pp. 198, ISBN 0701171308 he death of Francesco Cenci has T the ring of a contemporary crime. A wealthy,...

Sweet water and bitter

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James Fleming THE LONGSHOREMAN: A LIFE AT THE WATER'S EDGE by Richard Shelton Atlantic, £14.99, pp. 335, ISBN1843541610 'N aturalist-in-charge' was Shel ton's title as...

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Helping to set Europe ablaze

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Douglas Johnson THE NEXT MOON: THE REMARKABLE STORY OF A BRITISH AGENT BEHIND THE LINES IN WARTIME FRANCE by Andre Hue and Ewen Southby-Tailyour Viking, £17.99, pp. 328, ISBN...

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My extraordinary friend and mother-in-law

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Henrietta Garnett _F rances Partridge, the writer and diarist and one of the last links to Bloomsbury, died on 5 February at the extraordinary age of 103. She would have been...

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Space and light in Texas

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Martin Gayford visits the Menil Collection and finds a marvellous display of modern American art M ention the word 'Texas to the average European and what words would spring...

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Sense of occasion

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Alan Powers As I walked past the Hackney Empire a As of weeks ago on my way to look at the restored theatre, I saw an old lady standing by one of the terracotta columns at the...

Where's the anger?

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Andrew Lambirth Blasting the Future! Vorticism in Britain 1910-20 Estonck Collection, until 18 April BLAST First (from politeness) ENGLAND CURSE ITS CLIMATE FOR ITS SINS AND...

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Novelty nonsense

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Lloyd Evans A Doll's House Barbican The Oddest Couple Theatre Royal, Stratford East Crave Battersea Arts Centre Tpdating classics. Good Thing or Bad? My instinct is Bad but...

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Auspicious send-off

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Michael Tanner The Tempest Royal Opera House I have no idea what I shall eventually think about Thomas Ades's new opera The Tempest, but initial impressions are...

Familiar story

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Mark Steyn The Barbarian Invasions 18, selected cinemas I t's the best part of two decades since Denys Arcand gave us The Decline and Fall of the American Empire, a very...

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Our greatest hour

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James Delingpole I Vs May 1940, you're a captain in the British army and with what's left of your shattered, bedraggled unit, you've been told to hold off the swiftly advancing...

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The rag trade

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Michael Vestey S ince the rise of broadcasting, people have been asking whether newspapers have any future. It seems a rather futile question. The evidence is there for us to...

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Taurine encounters

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Tristan Garel-Jones T he winter season in South America offers European aficionados a pause for reflection. Daniel Hannan dealt effectively in these columns with the AngloSaxon...

Brazen costs

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Alan Judd T he hidden costs of motoring are just about bearable so long as they stay hidden. Depreciation, for instance, makes its painful presence felt only when you sell....

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Hideous but fashionable

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Simon Courtauld I n the beginning was the angler-fish, so called because of the fishing rod or aerial on top of its head which, with a piece of tissue on the end serving as...

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Old-fashioned views

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Taki Gstaad D id he or didn't he? Get Kerry-ed away Land have it off with an intern. It's either one or the other, and I guess we have to take Alexandra Polier at her word and...

Odd dogs and Englishmen

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Jeremy Clarke I nmY experience a long coat on a man is often a sign of mental instability. Frankie's brown woollen overcoat was so long he kept stepping on the hem and treading...

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Success story

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Aldan Hartley The Bush J am briefly in London and I have been asked to talk about Africa at Policy Exchange, a 'centre-right' think-tank in Westminster. This group has...

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Ups and downs

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Petronella Wyatt S o the fabled Dr Atkins was 18 stone when he died. His friends and relatives claim this was because of fluid retention. But, as a commentator wrote a few days...

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Blushes of the past

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Jaspistos In Competition No. 2328 you were invited to recall a shaming public moment in your life. Here are four snapshots of shame from my own life. I am 11, and it is my...

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Blues lose

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MICHAEL HENDERSON W hat's in a colour? Where football is concerned, quite a lot. Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool, the most successful clubs in this country, wear red....

Dear Maly

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Q. When one is present at a dinner party where a politician is a fellow guest, I have noticed a tendency for the politician to hold forth with a monologue which brooks no...