29 MARCH 2008

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The abolition of fatherhood

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T o date, the government’s handling of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill has resembled what might be called ‘Vicky Pollard politics’. Challenged to grant MPs a free...

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I t’s not easy working out what to give Lord Lloyd-Webber

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for his 60th birthday. I mean he’s got a few bob, hasn’t he? Three ties and a shoehorn seem a bit inadequate. Particularly as his lordship flew 46 friends to Deià, a...

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F or some weeks, I was thinking of writing against the

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Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill, but despair crept over me. What is the point, I asked myself, when opinion seems to have moved so decisively against the idea that a...

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We live in a state of emergency: and we are getting angrier

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Britain has lost its identity and its sense of nation, says David Selbourne . The citizen is treated as a mere ‘consumer’, liberty reduced to the ‘freedom to choose’,...

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IS DAVID SELBOURNE RIGHT?

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Are we living in a state of emergency? Is Britain in moral freefall? Log on and have your say: Go to www.spectator.co.uk/ stateofemergency tity and lost sense of nation....

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The soft diplomacy of Belgian chocolates

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Emily Maitlis reports from Libya on a land newly entranced by our brands — even M&S — where the West tolerates Gaddafi for fear of the insurgent alternative S trange things...

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Taki is right: we are all still snobs

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Vassi Chamberlain was taken to task by the poor little Greek boy over her powers of social observation. On reflection, she concedes that snobbery has never truly gone out of...

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Milburn: What’s it all about, Gordon?

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Alan Milburn gives his first interview since Brown became PM, and tells Fraser Nelson that Gordon has converted to Blairism too late. Something new is needed now O n the floor...

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I know why the government wants to send homosexuals back to Iran to be hanged

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Gays are law-abiding, better-educated than the norm, economically productive and tend to be less of a drain on the state, says Rod Liddle . They don’t stand a chance in this...

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To bring peace to the Afghans, talk to the Taleban

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Adam Holloway says that Britain’s strategy in Afghanistan is misconceived. Nato’s military presence should be reduced and the battle for hearts and minds fought more...

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Not black and white

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Sir: Marian L. Tupy deserves thanks for his excellent article (‘Mugabe is the Mobutu of our time’, 22 March), despite one seeming inaccuracy and an omission. Tupy says, ‘It was...

Under cover

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Sir: With the cartoon on the cover of your issue of 22 March you plumbed the same depths as those that were familiar to readers of Der Stürnzer from 1923 until the end of the...

Noble Deedes

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Sir: Peregrine Worsthorne’s compelling review of my biography of W.F. Deedes (Books, 22 March) strikes a discordant note in the final paragraph when it suggests that Bill spoke...

A princely plongeur

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Sir: It seems that Prince Charles kept more secrets from Diana than we suspected. She was quite wrong to claim (And Another Thing, 22 March) that he had ‘Never, never, never’...

Why they fought

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Sir: Despite what Charles Moore says (‘Lessons from the miners’ strike’, 22 March), Muslims did not fight against the Ottoman empire because they felt respected and secure with...

Eggs is eggs

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Sir: Alex James’s comments about painted eggs should be taken with a pinch of salt (Slow life, 22 March). The answer to his question, ‘Who in Witney wants to buy a decorated...

What Tesco does

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Sir: I think it was the late Alan Coren who neatly summed up the purpose of Tesco and Sainsbury’s et al (‘Tesco, I hate you’, 22 March). They keep the riff-raff out of Waitrose....

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Reading the speeches of McCain and Obama has made me ashamed of our political class

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R ather less than two years ago, bored and with time to kill at a Conservative party conference, I decided to do what is for a British journalist a rather unusual thing. I...

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Why the example of Mary Magdalen is relevant today

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I t would not surprise me if the present Pope, who is a man of strongly conservative instincts but also highly intelligent, energetic and forceful, abruptly decided to introduce...

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I think I’ve spotted the ‘trash and cash’ merchants, dining at Mayfair’s best tables

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A posse of hedge fund managers came round to The Spectator the other day, not to indulge in ‘trash and cash’ — or the even less attractive ‘pump and dump’ — but to participate...

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Thanks for the memories

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Alex Massie says that sports memorabilia is on a roll A s was so often the case, P.G. Wodehouse reached deep into the heart of the matter: collecting sporting memorabilia...

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Which watch?

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Victoria Saxton A practical time-keeping necessity or a frivolous fashion accessory? The opinion on time-keeping devices seems to divide neatly into two camps: pretty versus...

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Vintage dining

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Jonathan Ray T he Chancellor is such a fool. If anything is going to drive us to drink it’s the soaring cost of wine, beer and spirits. Are these muddle-headed puritans going...

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Both sublime and ridiculous

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Sam Leith F ABERGÉ ’ S E GGS by Toby Faber Macmillan, £17.99, pp. 324, ISBN 9781405053884 ✆ £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hat a great idea for a book, this is — and...

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Flouting the rules

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John de Falbe MACHINE by Peter Adolphsen Harvill/ Secker, £10, pp. 88, ISBN 9781846551031 ✆ £8 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his intriguing novella tells the story of a drop...

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Sounding a false note

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William Leith C URRENCY W ARS : F ORGING M ONEY TO B REAK ECONOMIES by John K. Cooley Constable, £18.99, pp. 350, ✆ £15.19 (plus £2.45p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n this book John K....

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Pistols at dawn

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Raymond Carr T HE D UEL : C ASTLEREAGH , C ANNING AND THE D EADLY C ABINET R IVALRY by Giles Hunt I. B. Tauris, £20, pp. 214, ISBN 9781845115937 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...

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His mysterious ways

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Roger Lewis O N G OD by Norman Mailer Continuum, £16.99, pp. 221, ISBN 9781847062864 ✆ £13.59(plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 N orman Mailer spent his life hunting for a subject...

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Thinking like a river

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P. J. Kavanagh DOWNSTREAM by Tom Fort Century, £14.99, pp. 310, ISBN 9781846051692 ✆ £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 ‘ Y ou can tell a river-lover. They cannot help but...

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A willingness to believe anything

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Matthew Parris COUNTERKNOWLEDGE: H OW W E S URRENDERED TO C ONSPIRACY T HEORIES , Q UACK M EDICINE , B OGUS S CIENCE AND F AKE H ISTORY by Damian Thompson Atlantic Books,...

A selection of recent paperbacks

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Non-fiction: Stalingrad by Antony Beevor (Penguin, £9.99) Plain Tales from the British Empire by Charles Allen (Abacus, £14.99) You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End up...

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Supplementary benefits

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Henrietta Bredin talks to the Young Vic’s David Lan and ENO’s John Berry about the joys of collaboration W alking into the Young Vic these days is a hugely pleasurable...

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Natural beauty

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Andrew Lambirth Amazing Rare Things The Queen’s Gallery, Buckingham Palace, until 28 September D o not be put off by the title of this show: in its barrow-boy eagerness to...

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Women on top

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Kate Chisholm Brilliant Women: 18th-Century Bluestockings National Portrait Gallery, until 15 June I t’s refreshing to discover from a new and beautifully judged exhibition at...

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Waste of life

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Deborah Ross Beaufort 15, Key Cities B eaufort is the Israeli war film that won the Silver Bear at Berlin and was nominated for an Oscar for best foreign language film and it...

Lost in translation

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Lloyd Evans A Couple of Poor, Polish-Speaking Romanians Soho Theatre The Man Who Had All the Luck Donmar Warehouse B rave thrusts at the Soho. A wacky new play by Polish...

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Letting down Mr B.

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Giannandrea Poesio New York City Ballet London Coliseum D espite the hype with which it was heralded, and an undeniably interesting programme of delectable choreographic...

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Reflexive and reflective

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Michael Tanner Punch and Judy Linbury Studio La vie parisienne Guildhall School of Music and Drama H arrison Birtwistle’s Punch and Judy is very much a piece of its time, the...

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Mozartian magnificence

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Robin Holloway I t’s the best book about one of the greatest composers. I’ve devoted odd moments of this autumn and winter to absorbed intake of Hermann Abert’s Mozart and am...

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Celebrating renewal

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Kate Chisholm N ot Bach, or Beethoven, to celebrate the Easter season on Radio Three, but a series of programmes dedicated to Spring. Not that you would have discovered this...

Hancock’s hubris

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Simon Hoggart T elevision feeds upon itself, which isn’t surprising. Watching TV is by a huge margin our most popular — or our most timeconsuming — leisure activity. It’s...

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Of vice and men

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Taki Gstaad T here’s fear and loathing around here, and it has nothing to do with lousy snow conditions. Fear that UBS, the biggest Swiss bank, is in trouble, loathing for...

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Rental block

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Jeremy Clarke D artmoor, said the box ad. One-bedroom cottage. Five hundred pounds a month. I called the number and an elderly woman answered. I’m interested in renting the...

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Rural poor

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Aidan Hartley Laikipia G abriel Barasa was a week dead and already trouble was brewing. I could tell that as I stood at his grave on the farmstead. In 1966, Kenya’s government...

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Costly charges

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Melissa Kite W hile J. Alfred Prufrock measured out his life with coffee spoons, I prefer to chart mine with the daily passing of one hundred pounds. Hence, and though there...

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Born free

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Roderick Gilchrist on Prince Albert’s environmental aspirations I met a wealthy widow in Monaco the other day who was so pressed for space to keep her designer frocks she paid...

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Living to tell the tale

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Tim Walker shares his varied experiences of South Africa I happened to look up before I turned off the light just after 11 p.m. and there the snake was, writhing on the mosquito...

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I was wrong about Acton. It is by far the most affluent place I have ever lived

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S ix months ago I wrote an article in this magazine in which I complained that rising property prices in Shepherd’s Bush had forced me and my wife to move to Acton. I pointed...

Mind your language

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When the Bible says that John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey, what does it mean by locusts ? The question may be a chestnut, but I’ve found some jolly new material in...

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A shley Cole is a difficult man to warm to. The

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friends of Ashley, like the friends of Heather Mills, are small isolated groups emerging only after dark. But it’s just possible that this tiresome berk may have sparked a...

Dear Mary

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Q. While on holiday in the Middle East I contracted amoebic dysentery. Although it is an unpleasant condition, I am a bit overweight and the pounds have been dropping off. Do I...

Q. I am desperately poor since settling my tax bill

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on 31 January. I work a fourday week and have agreed a rate of £20 per hour to edit a friend’s book on two of my free days. I have subsequently been offered a lot of tutoring...

Q. A new woman has joined our group of early-morning

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swimmers at our local pool. She’s very nice and friendly but she will insist on singing in the shower. This is the time of day when I like to keep my head clear of troubling...